Monday, December 04, 2006

Season's Greetings!

Oklahoma experienced it's first "blizzard" of the season Thursday. During and after which I composed these Christmas cards. Enjoy!

Dear Oklahoma Department of Roads:
What is this mythical "snow plow" of which you speak? In 48 hours, I never saw one of these "snow plows". Thanks for allowing the snow/ice mix to melt/freeze/melt/freeze turning the roads into undriveable, impassable deathtraps. I loved driving in it.

Dear Drivers:
Thank you for continuously hitting the brakes at every possible opportunity when the roads were icy. I enjoyed the possibility of endangering you and myself and countless others while you were driving as if you wanted to kill us.

Dear Mall Shoppers (and the four tour busses that were at the mall):
Thank you for making the mall so crowded I felt as if I were cattle. That made my Saturday fantastic.

Dear Walmart and Target:
I am so glad I battled your parking lots to find out that you didn't have what I was looking for. Thank you for not clearing said lots so that I could experience frostbite in all of my toes from tramping through piles of snow and puddles of melted snow.


Lubke-Moss said...

You make me laugh Hannah! :)

Try to stay warm. That weather looked pretty nasty. I hope it clears off in a couple of weeks when we head to MO for Christmas.

Take care of yourself!

Kristy Laughed said...

Very Nice! We have been getting snow off and on... and believe it or not, even in the north people forget how to drive for the first snow or so. Ugh! Thankfull Wal-mart had what I needed... and I just drove around until I got a close spot! Lazy lady right over hear!

Susie said...

You can say whatever you want about Wal-Mart, but you should really lay off of Target. It's not Target's fault that it didn't have what you wanted, it can't read your mind. The only thing that Target is guilty of is of being the best store ever!